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Storybook Sidebar - Fortune-licious

The Storybook series is written by FortuneMondial and based upon 'Kingdom Hearts Dream Drop Distance', which is released by Square-Enix

'Fergalicious' is performed by Fergie


"Four, tres, two, uno," DS spoke into a microphone, Red spinning the discs to start the bassline and backbeat a moment later. She nodded to DS, who continued. "Listen up y'all, 'cause this is it. The beat that I'm bangin' is delicious."

Fortune gave her friends a nervous glance before launching into the lyrics for her part of their lyrical battle.

"Fortune-licious definition, make readers go loco. They want the next chapters, curl up with mugs of cooca.

"Here you see me, I'm not sleazy. Writing's not easy, sometimes it's cheesy. I got reasons why I tease 'em. Ships just come and go like seasons.


"So delicious," DS and Red sang in unison.

"But my characters aren't promiscuous. And if you were suspicious, all that..."


"... is fictitous. I blow kisses."

She blew kisses to the audience, many of whom swooned from the young keyblade wielder's power.

"That put them boys on rock, rock. And they be linin' down the block just to read what I got. Four, tres, two, uno.

"So delicious."

"It's hot, hot."

"So delicious."

"I put them boys on rock, rock."

"so delicious."

"They want to read what I've got."

"I'm Fortune-licious."

"T-t-tasty, tasty."

"Fortune-licious def-. Fortune-licious def-. Fortune-licious def....

"Fortune-licous definition make my readers go crazy. They always claim they know me, Comin' to me, call me Lacie."

"Hey Lacie," a random audience member said, only to be pulled back into the crowd by his friends.

"I'm the F to the O-R-T-U-N-the-E. And ain't no other lady break 'em down like me. I'm Fortune-licious."

"So delicious."

"My mind is staying vicious, I be up in the library just workin' on my thesis.

"He's my witness," she added, pointing to DS, who nodded in response. "I put yo' boy on rock, rock. And they be linin' down the block just to read what I got."

"Four, tres, two, uno."

"I'm Fortune-licious."

She struck a pose with her arms crossed, Red and DS striking poses behind her in Charlie's Angels style.
Inspired by 'Trolling for Writers' by :iconfortunemondial:

She's Fortune-licious.

Fortune is :iconfortunemondial:
Red is :icontheredone1223:
DS is moi, :icondragonstar78:
Fairy-Jewel Oct 4, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I like how calm my persona is in this. Inside in reality, I'd probably be going "This is embarrassing!"
I know, right.
I haven't figured out why there's a vocal battle, or even which world this is occurring in (possibly Shibuya), but your keyblade master persona does what needs to be done despite her insecurities, and has her friends to back her up.
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